step on the peel

fear and trembling

"honey, could you please get the adult diapers down off the shelf? i just crapped my pants...oh, and i'm going to need some toilet paper, and a mop and a bucket and some pine-sol, and a new pair of pants."

if i stand on the shoulders of giants, it is only because i am vertically challenged.

posted by Anonymous @ 2:43 PM 1 comments

a voice crying out in the wilderness

this is my contribution to memetics for today:

would everyone PLEASE stop writing copy that goes:

"it's about _____. it's about _______. it's about ________." etc. etc. ad nauseam.

if i hear or read or see ONE MORE advertisement, article, review, political slogan, speech, prospectus, or even conversational mention containing the "it's about ______" gambit, I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT THE MULTI-TIPPED PERSHING MISSILES ARE LAUNCHED AND THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE EARTH TURNED INTO A GIANT PARKING LOT.

i mean it.

really.

posted by Anonymous @ 1:28 PM 0 comments