the laziest bloggers in the world
we at superflatmonkey have lots of more important things to do with our time than blogging. we're not sure what. but it might have something to do with old vampirella comics and salad oil.we're also trying to quit our jobs and make money the old fashioned way - by stealing it. don't worry about our moral compass, however - we are firmly committed to stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. the poor just happen to be us, but if we're flush and your cardboard sign doesn't contain any egregious misspellings, we might buy you a sandwich.
if you are a rich person or financially solvent corporation, greetings! have we got a marketing plan for you. all that "new media", "viral marketing", "cluetrain/hughtrain" stuff you've been hearing about? yeah, that's us all over, jack. write us a check. for as much as possible. better yet, give us the cash in one of those shiny steel briefcases. what will we do for you in return?
we will notify you as to whether or not you're already dead, and in need of the george romero treatment.
we are willing to tell any and all lies necessary in order to acquire free iPods and titanium powerbooks with wifi broadband access.
we also plan to expense entire wardrobes from this guy. [and not just because hugh told us to. okay, well, maybe yes, because hugh told us to, but hugh is very smart.] a different one for every day of the week, for every season. that's...let's see...five times three...at least fifteen outfits.
campester prefers black of course; eject! prefers ivory, wasabi, orange cream and baby blue.
we also need ski equipment and a vacation home in tahoe.
i'll let you know if we're expensing anything else.
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