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The Blind Leading The Naked

Quickly - what are the correct completions for the following statements?

It is contingent upon businesses interested in taking money from people to:

1. Provide quality goods and/or services
2. Provide quality goods and/or services as advertised
3. Provide goods and/or services as advertised
4. Provide goods and/or services
5. Provide something
6. Not get caught
7. Know the judge personally

It is contingent upon businesses interested in continuing to take money from the same people to:

1. Answer all questions and requests positively
2. Answer all questions and requests punctually
3. Answer all questions and requests, eventually
4. Ask all callers to "Please hold for the next available representative"
5. Offer an email address, which doesn't work either
6. Declare bankruptcy at close of sale
7. Know the judge personally

It is contingent upon businesses interested in securing investors to:

1. Pitch an exemplary product/service that makes more money than it costs to produce
2. Pitch a product/service that might end up making back what it cost to produce
3. Deliver a really cool prototype
4. Deliver the design for a really cool prototype
5. Deliver a PowerPoint about nothing in particular
6. Stay awake all the way through investor meetings
7. "Thank you for your email. I am currently away from the office..."

posted by itchycoo parka @ 11:15 AM